My wife made me the ultimate “If you fly, I’ll buy” offer tonight and I totally dropped the ball…or acted like a responsible adult, I can’t decide.
I’ve had the itch to get a Play Station 2 or an XBOX lately. PC games just don’t consume enough of my free time so I’ve been looking to take on another life-sucking addiction.
My wife just had a birthday a few days ago (Feb 27th) so she’s had this birthday money that I’ve been wanting to get my mits on. We we’re watching TV tonight and she said if I’d run to Taco Bell and get her some food that she’d buy the PS2 or the XBOX…whichever I wanted. I peed in my panties. My wife (like me) has also had most of her brain sucked out by video games so she understands the craving.
I grabbed all of her money, hopped in the car, and headed to Wal-Mart. On my way there I remembered that we need a new dish-washer, a new oven, a new camera, and all kinds of other boring-ass stuff…so I got the Taco Bell and went back home. I hate myself.